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tell random jokes =)
Submitted by OHSHCFAN on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 18:41
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in this thread just tell jokes and comment on them =D. I'll start off. What did the dog say to the cat when it had it's litter?...............you gotta be KITTEN me. =D it's a good pun right? =)
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that was kinda bad
also you should know me by now ~Its time to Fight~
LOL how cute but corny at the same time. ^_^
<~~!!ppl like you are the reasons why ppl like me need medication!!~~>
lol ik i thought of that pun while i was in the humor unit for
school =)
nice lol
letss see i cant think of any jokes but a yo momma one :
yo momma so fat she made free willie look like a gold fish
<~~!!ppl like you are the reasons why ppl like me need medication!!~~>
thts what im saying
yo momma so fat she jumped fell in the grand canyon and got stuck. yo momma so fat she wears orion's belt. yo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck in the atmosphere.
Where da Party at?
i know these are probably bad but
yo mama so tall she triped over a lightpole and hit her head on the moon, i cant remember anymore =p
well we could step up the jokes a bit.........
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ok dude
sasuke012
my hearts a naked piano
sasuke012
what bout a naked piano? lol
<~~!!ppl like you are the reasons why ppl like me need medication!!~~>
wheres the "joke"
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that was it dude
sasuke012
how bout this
sasuke012: yo mama is so fat the only way to get her thru a doorway is to butter the sides and put a twinkie at the other end
lol thats good =)
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very nice.
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....i heard this one from a friend a while ago
you momma so fat that when she sat down on the tolient to go to the bathroom the tolient said "A,B,C,D,E,F,G gets yo fat as off of me!"
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lol thats funny =D
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i got one
yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters (i think thats how it goes) =D
lol
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yo momma so poor she dropped some money down the sewer
i asked her what she was doin she said payin rent.
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POOR SENDER-BLOCK LOL
okay so they this guy who had 3 kids and his first kid asked "daddy why'd you name me rose?" he said "becasue a rose feel on you" and then the next kid asked
"daddy why'd you name me lilly?" and he said " becasue a lilly feel on you." and the next kid said " Duugh CAAAT ooooar rawr" and he said " SHUT UP! SENDER-BLOCK!"
<~~!!ppl like you are the reasons why ppl like me need medication!!~~>
check ur spelling lol CINDER block
Where da Party at?
Yo momma so stupid she wrapped toilet paper around
the tv so that she could watch paperview
Where da Party at?
lol =)
< Where do the years go >
maybe I'll tell some of Chuck Norris Jokes
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
4th Wave!!!
what's worse
when you're gone supposedly to do aerobics but end up in running chasing by a chihuahua...im jax
when chuck norris sits down to rest it is not because he's tired
its because the floor is tired of holding him up.
ozzy ozbourne once bit the head off a bat, not to be outdone chuck norris bit the head off of batman. the cure to cancer has been found! unfortunately chuck norris does not cry. when chuck norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris.
lol those are good =D
< Where do the years go >
ty i no plenty of jokes.
Where da Party at?
Heard dis from a friend too
Yo momma so fat she made free willie look like a gold fish
<~~!!ppl like you are the reasons why ppl like me need medication!!~~>
u already said that one.
yo momma so fat she got her own gravityyo momma so stupid she picked up a book and asked how to turn it onyo momma so old her breast milk come out powdered/sour/pre-packaged-heard it all three ways. yo momma got more rolls than a bakery.
O. Well I forgot lol. N
O. Well I forgot lol. N funny haha
<~~!!ppl like you are the reasons why ppl like me need medication!!~~>
O. Well I forgot lol. N
O. Well I forgot lol. N funny haha
<~~!!ppl like you are the reasons why ppl like me need medication!!~~>
lol thats funny =)
< Where do the years go >
what about this:
yo momma so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
you are so ugly your mother threw you over the wall and the dog threw you back
lmbo thats was good! =D
< Where do the years go >
i got one =D
yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop in a cheerio =) yo mama so poor i went to ur house and saw a cigarette burning on the so i steped on it and she said dang who turned off the heat!
< Where do the years go >
your mom joke
sasuke012: your mom is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory